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Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!
Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
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wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka"
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka"
Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya..
Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!
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Sahab!
Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!
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Sahab!
Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!!
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Jokes... :)
Santa Ped Pe Baithke Ga Raha Tha,Achanak Banta Bhi Ped Se Ulta Latak Ke Gaane Laga,
Santa :Ulta Kyo Latka He.
Banta :Side B Ga Raha Hu.
Driver : "Sardar Ji",
"Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai",
"Gaadi Aage Nhi Jaa Sakti.."
Sardar : "Oh yaar",
Chal fir", "wapis mod le"..
More Jokes.....
Tring...............
Tring...............
Tring................
Sardar : Hello kon bol raha hai
Other side : Ji Main bol raha hoon
Sardar : oye ye to kamal ho gya
idhar se bhi Main Uthar Se Bhi Main.
Shadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha.
Ek aadmi ne puchha kab tak khaoge?
Santa : mein to khaa khaa kar tang ho gya hun, lekin card mein likha tha lunch 2 se 4 tak.
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
...BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
...BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
Jokes...........
MANAGER: Do U know MS Office?
SARDAR: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
SARDAR JI: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
DOST: Garam pani Q?
SARDAR: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
TEACHER - Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
BANTA - Books me..!!
TEACHER - Vo Kaise..??
BANTA - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!
BIWI ka antim sanskar karke pati ghar ja raha tha
aachanak BIJLI chamki.........
BADAL garje.............
TOOFAN aaya.........
BARISH hui.........
dukhi PATI bola
"lagta hai
pahuch gayi "
TEACHER: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he.
KID: Madam,
Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.
SARDAR: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
SARDAR JI: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
DOST: Garam pani Q?
SARDAR: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
TEACHER - Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
BANTA - Books me..!!
TEACHER - Vo Kaise..??
BANTA - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!
aachanak BIJLI chamki.........
BADAL garje.............
TOOFAN aaya.........
BARISH hui.........
dukhi PATI bola
"lagta hai
pahuch gayi "
TEACHER: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he.
KID: Madam,
Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.
1 din phone aya,
Laloo ji says,"who's speaking?"
Dusri taraf se jawab aya.
"Are Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Rha hoon."
Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!
Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka
nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software
banana bund kar diya
hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal
raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a
laptop. Kaalia Starts
Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko
liya hai ye log
Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i
nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain,
Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska
server down ho gaya."
***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...
******
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch
Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza
milegi... barobar
milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne
sessions hain is
machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi
hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...
ab tera kya hoga
Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING.
HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
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I.T. Industry Producing Movie
2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.
3. Shaheed Hacker Singh.
3. Password De Ke Dekho.
4. Mr. Network Lal.
5. Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna.
6. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani.
7. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta.
8. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi.
9. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!